"Welcome", new visitors. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME DON'T ASK ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND. Established visitors and stumblers, of course, welcome without the quotation marks.
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Lucky dip
"Thirty symbols, all told. And no hardier, more warrior-like tongue has ever graced the longships of the Viki or left the Celts and Saxons in such quivering fear. There's only one drawback, that being you died 800 years ago."
